Want to know exactly how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? The Damsels of Dorkington have obtained, through secret means that totally did not involve murder, an unreleased copy of George R.R. Martin’s explosive ending to this beloved fantasy series. But what happens when other fantasy authors (who are totally not Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, and the furiously fapping ghost of Robert Jordan) want in on the action? Only this hip-hoperatical tale of queens, dragons, and one pointy metal chair can reveal the mysteries of the most anticipated climax since Jamie and Cersei’s “special moment” with Joffrey’s corpse! 17+
